Vampire looking for odd jobs.
Do you need radioactive waste removed from your yard?
Want someone to work the graveyard shift at the office?
Maybe you need a speed bump in front of your house from 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM?

Ben Coleman’s the vampire you never knew you needed. Honest pay for honest work.
As a new vampire, Ben’s prospects are dim. He’s hoping the work-for-hire add will get him some gigs and help him escape the government subsidized undead projects.

Then he gets invited to a Second Life meeting. He’s heard the rumors about that cult. Three days later, you would return to life.

Could it be? Can Ben and his daughter Grace, escape vampirism? Can they really return to the living?

Then everything came crashing down.

A snitch. A raid on the projects. Mass incarceration.

Alone and unguided, his only hope is to recover a holy relic stored where even the undead fear to tread. Will he get a second chance at a second life? Can he save himself? Will he recover his security deposit on the apartment?

Follow the continuing saga of the most reluctant vampire ever created in Dead Man’s Bluff – Cantankerous Cadavers - Book 2. You’ll give yourself palpitations reading this irreverent, fast-paced comedy horror story.