|OK, let's not pull any punches or insult each other's intelligence ok? I'm an indie author and I want you to join my newsletter. Why? So I can email you scary stories and let you know when I release a new story. If you:
* simply have too much email to handle
* you are overwhelmed
* can't be bothered with yet another author newsletter
(These are actual reasons I have received from people)
then don't go through the hassle of subscribing. Really. I won't be offended. It's ok.
But if you DO subscribe, you'll get a free story and yes you will get some emails from me (the horror!) and I will let you know when another crazy, creepy story is published.